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– My beard keeps growing its very own beard.

– Hey, breasts. One time a football was thrown by me so very hard, we nearly dropped my whiskey, but I became in a position to get it with my elephant trunk of a penis.

POLITICAL OPENERS:

– Hilary Clinton actually seems like she’s positioning herself to just take a run at president in 2016. I’d like to put my groin to simply take a run at you.

– Just enrolled for medical insurance via Obamacare. Claims it covers my dependents too. Any curiosity about filling that opening?

– I’m very little of a political man, but i recently needed to tell you that after going right on through your pictures, I’m rocking a fairly hard John Boehner.

PHILOSOPHICAL OPENERS:

– often we question why Jesus enables bad items to occur to people that are good. As an example, just how have actually we never ever gone on a romantic date?

– Fuck, Marry, Kill: Nietzsche, Kierkegaard, Dostoyevsky?

– In the event that technology existed, do you consider it will be ethical for researchers to clone you? Of course therefore, you think your clone could be down for a threesome? Take it around her casually.

SELF-CONSCIOUS OPENERS:

– Can’t believe we matched together. You’re therefore pretty, and actually talking, i’m merely hideous. I became cast to try out the Hunchback during my college play, so we weren’t also doing The Hunchback of Notre Dame. It absolutely was when it comes to Lion King. A hunchback was added by them only for me personally. Anyhow, just how have you been?

– we feel silly requesting this, you most likely get hit up by like fifty guys a day, I’m sure you’re away from my league, and there’s no shot you’ll ever respond to the, but i simply desired to state, this can be therefore stupid, you’re probably showing this to all or any your pals at this time and laughing, my god, i will be simply not cut right out because of this… *sigh*… how had been your day? (more…)

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